1.. Bite
"John, I know what I'm do-EEEEAHHH!!"
2. Reflection
Rodney peered down at his reflection finding stunning and radiant and also distracting as he neglects to see the wraith ambush him.
3.Shoot
Weir would ask how Rodney managed to get shot in the ass again but decided it'd be best to leave it to the shrinks.
4. Shout
Rodney shouted at the top of his lungs but nobody would ever hear him at the bottom of this replicator trap.
5. Explanation
Carter raised an eyebrow at Rodney and Sheppard covered in blue paint and pink fur and thought whatever they said would be good.
6. Caught
"Really Rodney?", John chuckled and Meredith wondered if he could live this down.
7.Spring
Rodney sneezed at the amount of pollen the season had brought and wondered, "Is that lemongrass?"
8.Open
Rodney wondered if the jumper bay doors were closed but the Wrath that came in told him,"Nope"
9.Slow
Rodney's flew over the console, his ability to perform at crunch time springing into action, only to discover Weir was gone.
10.Listen
"Is... that a drone?"
11. Flicker
As the ZPM flickered, the shields dropped and this was the end of Atlantis.
12. Future
Wray peered out her chamber as it powered up and she fell asleep, hopeful their future would be bright.
13. Fate
"And you get the last banana daquiri, Jonas, must be your lucky day"
14. Found
When Jonas was found in the vat of ground beef, they just chalked it up to Jonas being Jonas.
15. Insult
In retrospect, mocking the wraith was a bad idea and Rodney made a note to leave the quips to John should he survive.
16. Safe
"Welcome back Destiny, we have you" was the first transmission from the ship that destroyed the drone army.
17. Unexpected
When he said he wanted to become a woman, the rest of the team was not sure how to react.
18.Wedding
Janet said yes and Jonas smiled.
19. Smoke
"Its impossible for the jumper to be malfunctio-wait, what's that noise??"
20. Temple
When Daniel told her he was going to explore her temple, that wasn't exactly what she expected nor was it unwanted.
21 Shelter
As John and Teyla huddled together under some wreckage, she felt she could weather this storm with him.
22 Silence
Rodney looked puzzled at the mouthless alien wearing a suit, looked away and completely forgot what he was doing.
23 Flower
Sam opened her locker to find one flower sitting there and "wondered" who it was, wink wink.
24 Hug
Offering a hug to the angry Satadan would be his last mistake.
25 Revenge.
They would pay for running out of blue Jell-o.

EVERYBODY GO AND JOIN whedonland AND STUFF. SAY I TOLD YOU TO DO IT.

Reboot: The Red Queen's Heart
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"So I think I'm being attacked by zombies then I scream out, "Do you wanna make out", and I make out with it..."

-Tina, Bob's Burgers


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"If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong."
-Castiel

Characters: Sam, Jonas, and Vala
Prompt: "Generous"
Crossover: Stargate/Warehouse 13
Word count: 314

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